Found on the internet

Found on the internet Hi tumblr and all of its people. I am Erik, 21 years of age, working to become a blacksmith, and currently residing in Norway,Oppland. if I find a blog that impresses me, I will follow it.
i have a snapchat that is always welcome to amuse me. the name for it is; False-awakening

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

Drawing NSFW more like

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sneakytank:

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scificity:

Found Fry on an abandoned buildinghttp://scificity.tumblr.com

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scificity:

Found Fry on an abandoned building

http://scificity.tumblr.com

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slotato:

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

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are you raven symone

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tastefullyoffensive:

[anythingcomic]

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buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

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rifftraxmike:

greggorysshocktheater:

brudesworld:
"My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people."

As a kid I had no idea what the joke was here but I loved it so much. To that: I’ve never bought it when executives would complain, “It’s too obscure, you need to make it relevant to today’s 18-34…” etc. Nonsense. A child of five can understand the dynamic here and that something funny is going on and still enjoy it. The kid doesn’t then complain to mother, “I know it’s funny but is it relevant to my age group?” Especially if there are older siblings laughing.Bugs is a towering legend.

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rifftraxmike:

greggorysshocktheater:

brudesworld:

"My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people."

As a kid I had no idea what the joke was here but I loved it so much. 

To that: I’ve never bought it when executives would complain, “It’s too obscure, you need to make it relevant to today’s 18-34…” etc. Nonsense. A child of five can understand the dynamic here and that something funny is going on and still enjoy it. The kid doesn’t then complain to mother, “I know it’s funny but is it relevant to my age group?” Especially if there are older siblings laughing.

Bugs is a towering legend.

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highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

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highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

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tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

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tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

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